But I have. I, Stasia Marie Porter, have gotten myself tangled in a mass of canines. Or rather, one canine.
I guess you're scratching your head at this point, right? You're thinking, what the hell is this girl going on about? She can't possibly be talking about "dogs" aka "mafia"! Can she?????
That depends on your point of view, I suppose.
The dog I'm talking about is sly, cunning, conniving, and manipulative (truly Slytherin worthy). So much, in fact, she managed to weasel her way into my covers the night I spent with her on the couch.
Yes, that's right, I'm speaking of Mackenzie; Jack Russel Extraordinaire! She's not only Slytherin worthy. She's in a whole other league of her own when it comes to deception and sneakiness... though one thing does differ from her and the green wearing Hogwarts students... she hates snakes. But, other than that, they're identical! I swear it!
To prove a point, here is a pic of her moments after I caught her in the act of STEALING my bed...
She is the image of an angel... an angel with a cape, forked tail and, okay she doesn't have beady eyes, but you get the picture... LOL
The point is that when you sleep with dogs you get your belongings stolen, you opinions changed, and a ache in your neck because the pup somehow managed to take up half the couch even though she's barely bigger than a soccer ball!
That's my lesson for the day folks. Don't listen to that story about "when you sleep when dogs you get flees" no, the truth is that "when you sleep with dogs you get played."
Happy New Years Everyone!!!
Until next time,
Stasia
NOTE TO READER: This blog was purely for entertainment purposes only. Though Mackenzie is indeed Slytherin worthy, and she can manipulate a bald man into buying shampoo, I adore her with my whole heart *grin*
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